Hieroglyphs

On a fire trail off Woy Woy Road in the Brisbane Waters National Park, there are two large rock faces covered in hieroglyphs. During a walk on New Years Eve we formed several theories about how they got there.
1. A reclusive Egyptologist set up camp in a nearby cave and spent his days carving the rock face, although we're not sure whether the space ships, dog bones and male appendages have much to do with Egypt.
2. Reg Mombassa took a holiday on the Central Coast and ran out of paper/canvas.
3. Aliens landed (hence the numerous pictures of spacecraft) and recorded the things they saw on their visit on earth. The fact that they thought it worth recording male appendages makes one wonder what they got up to while they were here...

There are people out there that believe these are authentic hieroglyphics, but I remain sceptical. Some of them look reasonably true to type, but things like the year 1984, the dog bone and various other carvings just don't fit. If you have a look on the internet, most of the people who do believe they are ancient sound like they may have sampled some drugs recently. Their blogs talk about earth mother trees, yowies, shamans and wierd energy. If you want to form your own opinion, there's plenty of directions to the site on the web, or you could use these GPS co-ordinates: 56 H 342244 6297390. Have fun!